How many people can be awake at the same time?
"I’d only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying. We’re all quite similar in the end. We all get old and tell the same tales too many times. But try and marry someone kind" [About Time]
We don’t realize what a privilege it is to grow old with somebody.
Commencement Address for the Preschool Class of 2014
Read a humorous speech for the graduating class of the Excelsior Preschool for the Gifted and Talented: http://nyr.kr/1wh6zyf
“You have all worked incredibly hard to get here. Just think: before preschool, you were still picking your nose—now you’re carrying spare tissues. A lot of you are feeling anxious about your future. Will the curriculum in kindergarten be rigorous enough to prepare me for the LSAT? Will I connect with the right influencers?”
Photograph by Ron Chapple/Getty.
This is hilarious!